APRIL 2021

 

 03/04/2021

 

Cally: Good morning 🏖

 

Neil : That was luvley break  tks manymunches☁️🪐🐰

 

 

Cally: Neil wont you please resend the pics of you and Gemma walking in the woods. I cant find it anywhere

 

Gosh you guys have really gone to a lot of trouble with your easter.  The table looks lovely. I love the yellow

 

Neil: Hi ya talking about resend I lost all those jpegs  u sent me 💦ya all Gemmas toys since a child the Bunny was her hubbies. Take on Easter.& I guess u should know mine eh - very cheap trick played on kids ( resurrecting the dead) bit beyond me 😁🐰🎶

 

Neil: ‎image omitted

 

Cally: Well we’re only celebrating tomorrow

 

 Lovely pic 🥂. And you have irish coffee and eggs in the tree!  So cool

 

Neil: 2 your health 🎚️

 

Cally: You too

 

Neil: Ya the. Dutch can't  wait 4 anything ,ya the bunny tree was me task this morning all branches must b dead

Well here's 2 wishing u a joy filled Easter & solid chocolate eggs 🏉🍬🍫🥃🍷

 

Cally: Thanks Neil and you too      

 

04/04/2021

 

Neil: Happy Easter Me dear

 

Cally: Happy Easter to you too bro 🐣

 

Neil: There was a band once called a (frog in a box)

 

Cally: Were they good?

 

Neil: Or was it a box of frogs yep it had quite a following among the fairer gender .I don't have an ad yet and although this phone boasts 32gigs I'm  reluctant 2 download any music at the moment - hope u had a wonderful family day miss you.much many's eh

Do u like Elvis ? So baby faced eh👍🎶

 

Cally: I do like his music. And yea he does have a baby face

 

Had a good family lunch. I made us a big lamb curry. And now Sam and i are on our way to Birmingham to fetch Ash and kiddies to come and stay for a few days

 

Neil: Wow such a buzz of activities eh luv it 🥃🔔🎶🪐

 https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=941486706618668

 

05/04/2021

 

Cally: Ah i love that song. I just played it for the kids and we danced in the lounge and then they told me its Haram 🤣

 

Neil: Jislyk hey that brought back memories don't  think I was quite  10 .had a Lebanese friend  & helped him carry a car battery  & amp to school & that's what he played 2 his class as it.was is birthday Wow🎸🎶

 

Don't  know who Haram is as long as he snapps is fingers 2 the beat eh🎶🎤🪘

 

Cally:  Haram means forbidden 🚫 for Muslims. So they were telling me that they aren’t supposed to sing and dance 😂

 

Would be lovely if they ate them all 🤣. Tough chewing though.

 

Neil: Suppose it all depends on the size of the pot and how long they keep cooking that sh1t eh 🏴‍☠️🛢️yea 44gal drum might do 💖you girl.  guess we've  all had a long hard weekend eh .Are u working Tuesday  🕎✡️☮️✝️💟

 

 

Cally: Yea she is. Shes a lovely warm hearted girl too.

Working tomorrow

Sleep well 😴

 

06/04/2021

 

Video of edie and kids riding horses

 

Neil: Hi ya Missy  I c two cow gals & a cow boy luvley Took me less than an hr 2 exchange me social benefits  4 the month Gemma carried on for at least another 2hrs , while it 🌧️🌧️🌧️& rained  made a burger with cheese & fried 💦🧅4 dinner.  What birth sign is Edie as she seems 2 have a really gentle nature 🆒 especially  with sentients & children c there where a mighty lot of clouds hanging around as well (we've  the scintillating  movie - Lucy aash hope I'm  wrong 1000 layoff & Rainbow chickens 🇿🇦don't  really know what that flag represents eh .On a even darker note have u seen what the Russians are up 2 in their race 2 claim the N. Pole as global warming melts more of the ice caps away scary stuff - well I know you've  had a good day eh💖 take care & stay well 🌀chat later

 

Cally: The kids had such fun with their cuzzy. Edie is an Aquarius. But she isnt very gentle but she loves animals. Even rescues frogs and she has two huge rats 🐀 in a cage in her room. Shes a little bit weird and very stubborn.

What are the russians going to do with the north pole? 

We had lovely warm sun today interspersed with falling snow! 

Have a good cosy sleep 🛌

 

Neil: Funny eh Mickey owned his mother ,But I'm not aware that he ever had any pets .Well the Russians have set up all these military bases all over the arctic ( formally no mans land ) I don't  think Biden will b able 2 cope That's the reality.

 

 

Cally: Well he had a pet rabbit when he lived in durban and it hopped around his garden 🐇.

I always thought aquarians were a bit odd so there you are 😆

 

Neil: That's cool hop bunny hop theyer awesum little creatures I've  observed feral communities  of them ,people would dump them on me @ they I never brought them in but let them do their thing on an enclosed plot away from the show stock.

 

Cally: I also love them

 

 07/04/2021

 

Neil: Gemma's  sister asks her if her tail does that every time she has a cherry 🤣🤣🐐🎶

 

Cally: Such happy chappies.  I take it Gemma loves cherries 🍒

 

Neil: Yea she sure does specially  Spanish ones / she's not very  adventurous 1 a.day keeps the appetite in full function 0r what 🤣🎶🙈🍷🤩

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Cally: It would be nice if we could follow that path

 

Neil: Yea it seems simple enough eh - A matter of identifying  our craving and can we  justify it or them acknowledging that the mind needs discipline  & so end the suffering eh - Would love 2 know what preoccupies  a darkies mind of craving -.would probably end up co coo eh -a little of this and that balanced should do the trick ( JUST BEING HONEST WITH ONESELF AND KNOWING HOW POWERFULL.THE MIND CAN BE ) might help 🌎🌓🪐💫🌸🌺🙈🎶🤣

 

 Cally: Thats true

 

Neil: Yea.a little discipline  goes a long way eh I actually quiered a Buddhist monk once about all their protocol He answered that sum monks were in it 4 all the ritual therefore losing the essence of the teachings & wow all Faith's seem 2 have their own books of ritual Hence we keep it simple / find the right hr 2 give thanks 2 what ever higher powers that b - like the Christian's B kind 2 yourself & you'll  b kind 2 others eh 🍷gets complicated after christ turned water into wine - so M.P.

 

Yea sum oaks didnae no when 2 stop.eh 🤣🐐🦙🐈🐎⭐

 

08/04/2021

 

Cally: Did it make any difference then and does it now. I dint think so. The ANC govt doesnt care about anything or anybody except lining their pockets.  How has your Thursday been

 

09/04/2021

 

Neil: Thank you what a way to start ones day - yes on the farm the goats were the real clowns of the party , the exception being when one of the little caravelle ponies going up 2 a table of birthday treats & taking a bite out of the birthday cake 🎩of the day 2 you to me dear - hope u have a blast this weekend 🐐🐈🐎🎶🐕‍🦺🐿️🤣🤣🌟

 

Same old on the local chat this morning - listing all the disappeared articles - hand bags cell phones lap tops car - Truly magic abounds  disappeared  head that never get 2 reappear eh awesum 🪂🥁🤣

 

Yep they complain like ichycoo ,but are always 4 getting that 1 window eh

 

Cally: Darkest africa just getting by the day me thinks. Back to savagery and cannibalism and mayhem. Wish it wasnt like that

 

Neil: Don't  waste your wishes Wish upon a star  rather 🤩or 2 🤣

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It b dusk now all the whistles & most the chirps have been packed away 4 the new Sun rise

 

 10/04/2021

 

Neil: 💖any snow this morning 😔❄️

 

Cally: No fortunately it only lasted a few hours and the wind blew it away before it hit the ground

 

11/04/2021

 

Neil: Don't  4 get your vitamins this morning eh🍛🍛

 

12/04/2021

 

Cally: Hey big brother how are you today?

 

Cally: Wow what a disaster. At least one black guy has acknowledged how useless the anc are.

 

Neil: DI Sa STAR my first government job was hanging those electrical cables through the Karoo 2 C T & yes there have been derailments along the S. C. LINE

 

Cally: All that hard work just gone to shit. I used to love travelling on the train but you cant do it anymore. Theyve burnt buses and trains and schools etc etc

 

Neil: They 4 got 2 maintain how the rail is coupled 2 the Sleeper - RUSTED 2 dust 🤣 👺🦾

 

Cally: Morons

 

13/04/2021

 

Neil: Soo who's going 2 win the ice Caps race Biden chose a really big pr. Of boots 2 fill , When 1 sees all the Russian military Bases (African politics  is like a worn out bearing eh ,as in no further engineering integrity 2 offer ) and the fact that  most Colonies Where set up with Felons Labour + the fact that both Britain and France outlawed " Slavery centuries ago 🤔methinks the Africans are all excited about their pending new colonial masters🇨🇳, and our children will witness the Continent of Africa turn into 1 big Sahara desert . Oh well even more reason 2 say ones prayers eh  & give tks  🔙🔜

 

Cally: So much praying 🙏 will be required 😂

 

Neil: Take a look at: SA Post Office commercially insolvent: AG - https://www.sabcnews.com/sabcnews/sa-post-office-commercially-insolvent-ag/

 

Cally: The whole country is crumbling

 

Neil: Like an apple tart 0r what 🌎🌍🎹🎸🌴

 

Cally: Apple crumble 😄

 

Neil: Did you ever see that video that American Tyke made "Al Gore "the inconvenient truth " couple that up with a BBC satellite weather report taken over a 10 yr period ,& it becomes plain how stressed out our planet is ,Theres no end 2 mans abuse of  everythang🚩

 

Cally: You’re quite right. The only consolation is that we wont be around to see it. 😢

I didn’t see the movie unfortunately

 

Neil: If you get the chance you'd  b doing yourself a flavour also really impressed with the BBC satellite weather report

 

 Cally: I will try and see if its on Netflix.

The bbc weather is so accurate it’s incredible

 

14/04/2021,

 

 Neil: https://youtu.be/nZRdtVEND48

https://youtu.be/_2JkJs6wRGg

 

Cally: I have no words. Those poor mothers 😢

 

Neil: My friend who was organising the carwash Jams is now facing a decision as 2 whether or not 2 have his leg amputated ( he had a little fall & tore sum ligaments ( poor bastard)oui never ending stream of💩happening around here 🥲🤡👻

 

Cally: Wow surely a torn ligament doesnt lead to amputation???  He must have some underlying problems as well. Is he an old guy?

 

Neil: Yip 71 and not diabetic

 

Cally: Is he a heavy drinker/smoker

 

Neil: Smokes += 20 a day but not an alcholic

 

Cally: Maybe there is something else going on. Gangerene or something

 

Neil: Yep Methinks he got an infection ( he had Dr& Dr Pillay attending him straight after - as his brother ran him through 2 Sheppie 🌡️🎶🌜

 

Cally: Shame poor guy. Hope he is going to be okay. Whats his name

 

Neil: Roelie

 

Neil: Breytenbach 4 sure one of the few goodfellas

 

Cally: Is he the guy that organises the gigs

 

Neil: Yeah he b da one

 

Cally: Lets hope his legs does an amazing recovery before he gets to the operating theatre

 

 Sleep tight 😴

 

Neil: Why thanks

 

15/04/2021

 

Neil: Africa, as usual has no time constraints. Maybe today some time. Spoke to the main surgeon yesterday, thinks we'll keep the leg

With their usual panache Mike and Cal maged to swop my long charger cable with another that works not on my phone so I need my proper one to charge. Took 18 hours to charge 54%. Tell them I will still be able to kick attachedly after

 

Seems he's more worried about his charger eh

Cally: Yea it does. But good news about the leg though! 🦵

 

16/04/2021

 

Cally: Good morning sunshine   Are you hitting the waves today 🏝 🏄 ☀️

 

Neil: Just what did u c on the weather channel - the wind was blowing a kazillion miles an hr last night 🌊

 

Cally: So you could have caught a good wave all the way to CT 😂

 

Neil: 29km/hr.jip  just need 2 lift a good sailboard ⛵& waterproof baggage 👍🤡

 

Cally: Next time we have a good wind i will meet you there  ⛵️ 🏄‍♀️

 

Neil: It would only take 172hrs 2 meet u half way 🎈would have 2b a hot air balloon with lots o coffee & whiskey on board

 

Cally: That sounds like a welcome adventure. Would be cheaper than a plane ticket 🏜🎆

 

Neil: Not since it became.an elitist sport

+ onboarding stewardess  would b extra

 

Sweetest dreams me darling🦜🏴‍☠️🎶☮️👍

 

 

‎17/04/2021

 

Neil: ‎video omitted

 

Cally: I dont quite understand that. Is it a glacier?

 

Neil: Theyer  calling it a cloud avalanche or cloud  collapse really is spectacular

An amazing phenomenon recently captured on video.

A "cloud avalanche" occurred near the Kapuche Glacier Lake in the mountains of Nepal, March 2021

That scene is extremely rare, it's lucky enough to see it once in a

lifetime.

At that time, a group of travel companions were camping by the lake, and

they took the risk of taking pictures of this rare visual feast.

 

The white snow clouds rushed down the valley, unstoppable, instantly

swallowing the mountains and hitting the lake surface.

Against the backdrop of the blue sky and the yellow-brown mountains, they

were more distinct, magnificent and shocking.

The strong air flow overturned the tents and sleeping bags, frightening the

travellers, but fortunately no casualties were reported.

After that, a small rainbow appeared by the lake, which was extremely

beautiful, and the travellers all cheered and marvelled at it.

Call it "perfect cloud collapse".

 

 Cally: Wow thanks for the explanation. It was spectacular and must have been exciting to actually be there

 

 

18/04/2021,

 

 Cally: I loved the nature video. So beautiful. It just makes me miss home more though

 

19/04/2021

 

Cally: Good day to you. I saw the CT fire on my news feed.  Can’t believe how much has been destroyed.

I had a bad night last night. I just couldn’t sleep a wink and i lay in bed watching the sky turn blue and then the morning birds started to tweet. Eventually at 5.30 i got up and had a cup of coffee. I think i eventually fell asleep at about 7 ish. Slept until 12 and now i feel like a zombie 🧟‍♀️.

Did you have a good weekend?

 

 Neil: Yeah I suppose same old same.old (+.still imprisoned feeling) best times of the day hey sunrise& sunset .

 

Cally: Yea i feel imprisoned as well

I feel like my life is on hold, postponed

 

Neil: Exactly my sentiments ,while fully understanding that the flask of life b half empty  , and still sitting around malingering

 

Cally: So true. Sitting around malingering waiting for something to happen

 

Neil: The Afrikaaners ask what's happening when no thang b happening 🌜

 

 

Cally: Wow spectacular pics but so much damage

Did i ever tell you that the police arrested me for arson 😆

It was the entire ridge behind Cyril’s house which was on fire. I was actually trying to put the fire out but just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. Fortunately didn’t go to court

 

Neil: That man is such an hertic Asehole its so sad to say oui yor mini  typing is really knocking along eh 📛📛

 

Neil: Small mercies ♋🕎☮️☯️

 

21/04/2021

 

Cally: Good morning sunshine. Have a super duper day ☀️

 

Neil: Hi you never said what started the fire eh + whatever happened 2 Douglas Riches  + the world's kakest driving instructor

 

Cally: Well i dont know how the fire started as i had been at the beach and only when we left the beach and went up to the shop we saw all the smoke so went to investigate

 

Doug lives in joburg somewhere with his wife. They have two sons.   Hes had a lot of health issues probably associated with excessive drinking

Who is the driving instructor?

 

Neil: I THINK MUMSIE was nagging Cyril 2 teach her how 2 drive - so he stopped the car switches off pulls up the hand break & orders her out and into the driver's seat- now he parks the car on the hill entrance 2 sheppie high  ,Well u know Mum she just about wets herself & refuses 2 listen 2 anymore of his instruction

 

Cally: Yea that sounds just like him. He gave me a few lessons but i had already had some lessons with a boyfriend so he didnt scare me 😳

 

Neil: Dougie not looking 2 bad eh if it were a toss up up between is wifey mum & sister I think is mum would have won

 

When Cyril baby was pandering 2 Judy me & Doug would steal the land rover and have ourselves a jol 🤣🤣🛻🛻

 

I do know that Ben Spurgoen didnae like Cyril and didn't  want him in the Band 🎸

 

Cally: Oh really. Didn’t realise Ben didn’t like Cyril

 

Neil: Yeah it the ting is I was already from a broken childhood and that ou aap tried to powder it further with a 4 pound Hammer eh

 

Oui all those original photos u sent me I never got back from Goggle so please resend 🙏

 

Cally: Sure thing. Can you tell me ones youre looking for and should i email or whatsapp them

 

Neil:  I would have walked right past Dougie without knowing who he was he's taken a bit after hi old man I'd say

 

Cally: And I have a few horsey ones of Edie & your younger Grandkids but that's all

 

Neil: U.can what's up them

 

‎image omitted – grand kids

 

[21/04/2021, 4:11:01 pm] Neil: Picks all work 4me nun of the OldQueen

 

photoMom

 

Neil: But youwer'nt here 4 your.sixth ,were you

 

Photo

 

Neil: Callies tribe ,quiet the gene Poole eh

 

Sorry that was 2019 must have been Dens 60th and my 59th

 

Photo Mike  and Phil

 

Photo Cyril with dog and gun **

 

Neil: & The Great White Hunter

With is pellet gun 🆒

 

Neil photo **

 

Cally: Thats a lovely one of you

Will send more later. Give you a chance to digest those

 

Neil: Did the other heros ever reveal what your Maiden name is eh

 

Cally: Which surname. Van Aswegen, Bashford or Crombie 🤣🤣

 

Neil: Denises

 

Cally: No

 

Neil: They didnae try Andrew's on you👩‍👩‍👧‍👦👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👨‍👨‍👧‍👦

 

Cally: No but after Mom died Neville and Dawn wanted to adopt Den and I and Cyril told them not to be ridiculous.  would have left Andy all alone with the old man and we didnt want to live with Neville anyway. He was a bit creepy

 

 

Neil: Yeah mum said they were a bit strange as in they let their 1 daughter eat all she wanted while keeping tabs on the other - my father was the biggest bastartd of them all basically left me naked in the street oh well may they all rest in peace

 

Cally: Yea exactly

 

Neil: I told u in +- 2007 and I went and had a look as it was all crumbling down

 

Cally: Yes you did. I think they rebuilt on the same foundations though

 

Neil: And may sum parties b greatfull 4 small mercies eh well that was fun all u have2 do is trace your lineage back 2 Charka Zulu or what

 

Cally: Maybe van riebeck 🤣

 

Neil: Well Andrew's Dady was.a geologist after all

 

Where are we going with this

 

 

Cally: No idea.   But its interesting and fun anyway. Now that the crying has stopped

 

Neil: Well as.long.as u reach your peak

Shame was I picking on I'm  so special Den dens big boetie

 

 Cally: Nah

 

Neil: Well tks 4 the input.would'nt b surprized if your little chat box has gone viral with all your recipients Methinks with the money in the bank The parties involved can really let rip,the other aspect is the mishmash of love& hate that seeps through  thanks again eh

 

Cally: Well i like to live and learn and love and forgive so if nobody else thinks like me its just tough takkies 😂

 

Neil: 4000000 Sa millionairs have left the country

 

 

Cally: Are they all black

 

Neil: At this point the majority are colour blind

Or what does your quizickle sense of humor tell you

 

Cally: That the millionaire politicians have left the country with the tax payers money 💰

 

Neil: Watching news now.all the wine trucks have been looted Zuma.2 pay back R15000000 2 the state

 

Cally: Wow let hope he pays

 

Neil: Gay community wants Ramaphosa to protect them from date crimes

 

Cally: Pathetic

 

24/04/2021

 

Cally: Happy Saturday 💜. I hope you have the love of Jesus down in your heart 🎶🎵

That was a cute video

 

Neil: Yeah the South COAST bible Belt is where we reside⛪💒🏫⛩️

 

25/04/2021

 

Neil: 🎩0f the day tae ya too me dear🐖

 

Cally: Gmornin bro. Happy sunday. Are you going to church ⛪️.

Its my Sammys 41 birthday today, it seems like yesterday that she was a little thing

 

Neil: I've  already  prayed 4 forgiveness (your turn)😡

 

Cally: Me too. We are all forgiven. I was actually just joking 🙃

 

Neil: Well blessings & salutations 4Sammys 41st well dun

Jokers paradyize or what 👊

If Ididnae know better I'd  say u were trying 2 stir just b clear what comes around goes around eh 🎡

 

And so far it's been stinkey cheap sh1t

Draw your line baby chops

 

Cally: Hey i really was just joking about church because the parrot video you sent had a hymn playing in the background.

I have absolutely no ill will whatsoever. No need to draw a line, im on the same side as you.

 

Neil: Yeah abortion toilets going on the net ,as I've, mentioned missy scorpio your train seems 2 leaving its track

 

Cally: Yea guilty as charged

 

Neil: So what is your point (or don't u have one

 

Cally: Im not trying to make a point about anything???

 

26/04/2021

 

 

Cally: Hi. Ive just had a chat with Neville’s wife Dawn. And she sends her love and says she has such fond memories if you and that you were always the most handsome of the brothers 😁

 

Neil: Good 4 you I must admit I don’t have much memory of Dawn& Nev , but I'm  sure they’re both sweet eh

 

Cally: Yea sometimes too sweet 😃 but well intentioned i think

 

Neil: Even so I,d have no comment

So how do you chill a heinous out

 

 Cally: What do you mean?

 

 

Neil: Ya when an alki no can stop drinking there's no thing can b dun

 

 

Cally: Yep thats true. Nothing you can do if they wont stop drinking

 

29/04/2021

 

Cally : Good morning. Have a lovely sunny day 😎