MARCH 2021

 

 

01/03/2021

 

Neil : Good mornin. Thank you for the blessings 💕

 

Cally: Hi. Ive just made some shortbread   Cant wait to try it 😋

 

Neil: Doesnt look as good as old man Crombie’s shortbread

Now you got me.mouth watering sweat I can even smell them 🎶🤣💖🌹

 

Cally : Yea they turned out real tasty 😋

 

Neil : Use 2 but u guys bakers short bread & Cadbury slabs dont6 no about smokes 😍🍱🌷💐🌸☀️🌏👍🌹🎶

 

02/03/2021

 

 

Neil : Y'all  🐝minding does Hips eh

 

Cally: Gud mornin. Have a lovely day. Hips all good thanks. Back to the salt mine today

 

02/03/2021, 8:02:25 pm : Ive been wanting to ask you why did you never get married or have kids. Im sure you would have been a good father

 

Neil : 🆒☮️💖

 

03/03/2021

 

Cally : Hiya. Mike has gone into hospital this morning for his colon operation. Will let you know how it goes

What are you up to today?

 

‎04/03/2021

 

Neil : 0ui this government was already bankrupt 🐝4 the covid 19 issue  so already that speaks volumes about it current management, who have already held the reins 4   the last quarter  century eh he he this 🐝a black country 4 blacks ☮️🎶🤣🎸🥁👍💖

 

Cally: Yip. I wish you could get out. Dont you have any grand parents born in the UK

 

Neil : Yea how's our MTA doing & you've  not mentioned any thang about CRA luv the video  luv ya girl we'll  chat soon 👍👍🆒

 

Cally : CRA? Cyril?

Mike had his op yesterday and said all went well and he’s feeling good

Chat tomorrow 🐛🐜

 

Neil : Yep Raymond ?? Or what &go Mickey go🤣🆒

 

Cally: Cyril is okay. Apparently he has been having chemo and the tumour is shrinking

 

Neil : 👍👍🎤🆒

 

Cally: Now you know why ten years of marriage was my limit 😂

 

Neil : Yep  year no 9 was a make but usually break year ☀️

 

05/03/2021

 

Cally : Hi. Im sorry i haven’t really been chatting much lately. Its just that my life seems so boring living on my own. I dont go out much and dont really do anything newsworthy. All i can really talk about is the past. Ive asked you so many questions so if you want to ask anything please dont hesitate.

Sleep well 😴 tomorrow’s another day and the sun will shine again ☀️

 

06/03/2021

 

Neil : Hope your  day was more upbeat than mine just read a skirt on data impoverished Britian 💖🌹💖🥁🎶

 

Cally : Unfortunately not. My day was kak as well. Just sat and watched movies. 

How can britain be data impoverish?

 

Neil : Segments of ya'll  society unable 2 afford data 4 their child's schooling

‎Yea I read about the great divide between government & private Schools 🖋️🧮📂💻💖🎶👍

 

Cally: Yea. Some kids dont have computers so mot easy doing home-schooling

.And meanwhile the NHS staff are only getting a 1% increase after having to go to work everyday amid the crises and risk their lives looking after dying people.

 

07/03/2021

 

Neil : Hi ya  ,Wow a whole 1% should make a heap of difference  hey Sasa has given a whole R30. 2 the old foggies so out me 1600 after Gemma & the phone I'm  left wid 950 4 the month  and the jungle keeps growing along sh1t whatever good memories 1 had are rapidly  fired down the tubes SO  ITS HARD BElieving in miracles 🎩💖🆒👍🎶

During lockdown they boosted the acc by R 400 which as said re by placed a whole 30 2 .5 loaves of cheap bread Shite I'm  not a cripple I really know me discplines Oui there must 🐝🧮a way out here luv ya take care I'm  reading a Stuart Macbride (all Scottish) crime & slime Aberdeen 😍💖🌏

 

Cally : Enjoy your book 📖 📚

 

Neil : Yep I'm  a great escapest the no nothingness of the here & now reality b a bit harsh This government is threatening 2 tighten the noose on the 20000 tax paying people leaving the Country on a monthly basis 🌹🌸🌷☮️🆒

🤣are u working 2 m0rr0w 🍇🎶☮️🎵

 

Cally: Nope gonna be at home but my granddaughter Edie has invited me for a horse 🐎 ride.

 

Neil : Yea luvley nice having a fit old Grandmums eh☮️🐴don't  4 get your sugar cube / carrot apple eh💖🆒🐴

Was watching TV ye well I hope you accepted  the outing I c from the vids Ands  & Jen sent ya'll got plenty sunshine & much chill still 4 us there b scattered Thunder ⚡🌧️storms nite nite 🐎

 

08/03/2021

 

Cally : 🐎 riding cancelled for today. Weather not good. Maybe next weekend

08/03/2021, 1:36:03 pm : I just spoke to Michael and he said he is fine. Still a bit of pain i think cos he sounded very groggy. But he is waiting for a blood test and then might be able to go home

Also foned Judes and she says they are well also but she also sounded quite stoned and kept forgetting what she was saying. I think she must be on heavy meds

 

Neil : Now u can eat the apple & carrot & make sum tea eh🍵

 

Cally : For sure   Sont like carrots 🥕 though

Neil : 🚑⛪seems the emergency  🐝all but over as we get yet another chance @ life

Cally : Heres a pic of Ash and i taken years ago when we lived in Howick

 

Photo of me and ash

 

Neil : God u almost look like sisters eh beautiful🎶👍🤣

 

Cally: Thanks forbthe compliments ❤️

 

Neil: Yeah i think all we are going to hear about now are the Royals

Sum a---0le spent a bit of time photoshopping eh no mind she b the actress

Oui breaking news African bust with 70 sasa cards in his possession luvley retirement plan ( just seen all the British school kids going about their let's get educated business 💖🎶🎶🌹☮️🍇

 

Cally: Theyre all bloody thieves

 

09/03/2021

 

Neil : Here 🐝a get well 4 Mickey moo eh 🎵🎶💖🌹👍🏇

 

10/03/2021

 

Neil : Hi sweetie seems you're proficient In the k code me with a little smattering of Zulu & xhosa coudnae make a tail or head of it  . Is it aired on British TV national TV including ads are 95% black afrikaans tv has dubbed Turkish movies ☮️🎶👍. When we did N1 city late 80s in Capetown we did starnet biggest studio in S A.

But probably bigger ones in the Vaal.  A lot comes out of Nigeria everything had dried up by the mid nineties

Architecturally/ work wise

 ☮️🎵🌛☀️30° this fine sweltering moment 💧💦🌚

 

Cally: Enjoy the hot sun. Its cold and rainy here today just for a change 😂

I watch a lot of turkish and Indian Movies on netflix. I quite enjoy them

 

Neil : Ya its matabele/ZULU THEYER chirping I've  had 1/ 2 black friends but I'd  never miss anything African ever except  surf and a bit of the weather & geography ( shame poor Sammy eh) spoken well it can b soothing enough 2.put u 2 sleep. Bet Ophra hasn't  learnt  how 2 project her voice & have a conversation with a mate 6 houses down with out the use of a cell p.

 

Cally : No i dont think she has

 

Neil : Thinking about Ophra started her career as a messenger  in a studio ( look @ me now) American dreams is 4 all eh I believe . Nevertheless Her African promotion of herself Being an (American African ) was 2 fly out here with her American Gold card & build a girls school - uniforms - maintenance & Salaries included.One Cool Customer

 

Cally: Yea i wonder how the school is going? I think the school has been plagued by sex scandals.

Neil : Or a maintenance & Salary budget & whatnot a coed 👨‍👩‍👧‍👧

 

Cally: Probably all of the above

Neil : Who cares when the premiere & mayor are photographed congratulating  a 13yr old in hostipal,on the birth of her new born baby with a promise of support 4 the newborn.

 

Cally: Thats ridiculous!

Neil : Oh yea!  1600 underage childbirths from Hibberdene 2 sheppie all.demanding child support over in a 12 month.period c these kids & their babies hanging around the.offsales

Thats ridiculous!

 

Cally : Youre right that is ridiculous

Neil : Black out power shredding time S.A. should incorporate alarms & sirens in its national anthem 📣📢🔊

 

Cally: Yeah it should 😂

 

12/03/2021

 

Neil : Good day tae ya ☀️☮️💖🎶🎵👍🌹

 

Cally: Morning. Too cool

 

Neil : But u must admit she kept those little hombres thirst slacked eh 🌹Now❓🕚1️▪️ what motivated u 2 have me tracked  I wrote.2 u from the Cape and invited u 2 come spend a bit of time with me b 4 it all went south.  In 2002/ 2004 I made contact with liz by chance ,she was as keen as me 2 forward me cell no 2 u but nun thang happened even used a company utility 2 visit castle chrome (still standing) 4 all it's worth.  next visit found it partly  demolished with a little boer youngster having fun on a tractor with a front end shovel 🚜 ploughing up the mangoes tree 🤣🥲

2 U avnae mentioned Travis in a wee while 🥸🤩

 

 

13/03/2021

 

Neil : Wee bit p0wer shedding that's been.executed throughout the day (candles went on 12 minutes ago eh he he 💩🕵🏿‍♀️🤣

 

‎Cally : Now you know why its called darkest Africa. Suppose you must be saving a lot on electricity

 

Neil : Eskoms policy being the less u use the more u pay we all luv a hot/ cold shower but there never any 💧🚰water in the taps , this being Natal with more rivers and the highest rainfall per annum in Southern e Africa it surely bring tears 2 a grown man's eyes

 

Cally : I think SA is on its way out. Very sad

 

Neil : Not on it's way it's actually out  Poor Mrs Gemma has already lost 40000 euros as she bought this property @ 8 to 1 now += 17 to 1 Goverment was bankrupt long b covid 19 🚣‍♂️ 💸where does it go eh

 

Cally : Shame so many people have lost thousands.

Youre right. Where does it all end up

 

That actually brought tears to my eyes. Besides all the hardships and broken hearts, we lived in the best of times 🥰

 

Neil : In a sense of what's meant when we say (Talking about my generation ) sweet, bit

nostalgic or what

 

Cally : For sure

 

15/03/2021

 

Neil : 👍👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇬🇧☘️🙈

 

Cally : How are you doing today?  Whats news in the hood?

 

Neil : Same old here nun $ earned 2 day means I gotta earn more 2 morrow eh luv your vids & that its warming a bit 4 u. 🤣🐟🐟🐟we'll  chat sardines later eh ( I've met both of Mike's boy but not Jannis? ) Cyrils  never introduced his  boys is Sammy much older ?👻🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿☘️🤣

 

Cally: Sammy is the same age as Cyril and Mike youngest sons. We didn’t  see much of mike when the kids were growing up. He blamed it on his wife beverley. He said she didnt like us.  Yet her and Denise are good friends now?

 

Cally: What work are you doing to earn money?

I heard of a young friend of Travs still in scottburgh. His mother has been buying him methadone to get him off the drugs but it hasnt helped cos hes been drugging behind her back the entire time and selling his body to get money for drugs. She is absolutely heartbroken 💔

Neil : C now this is what I mean Fuck Mr C.R.A. wasnae a brother but sum sort of competitor  4 me.mums affections even accused me of being mama's boy ( when we know Mickey was Er boyo

 

16/03/2021

 

Neil : Well let's hope those little sight sacs have recovered i00% eh There are only 229000. S.a. in Britain as compared 2 Indians in England @ over 850000 20 yrs ago the were 300000sa folks in London alone luv ya good morning 🐑time 2 get these little guys up and running 🐑🐥👍💙☀️

Oui am a zing this 🐝local eh . U only hear the black boys singing gangsta songs in the bacground 🐻‍🦄

 

Cally : I hate that black gangster music. My grandson loves it. Makes me want to hurt people if i have to listen to it

 

Neil : Oh dear ya a lot of aggression comes through in silky rhymed lyricks @ 20words a second 👻🤣💖💙👍☘️

Cally : Hey. Hows your day going.

 

Neil : Typical went 2 fetch water with neighbour & there's this jappie with a jojo tank & least 600lt  complaining it's going 2 take 2hrs in the end Convinced him 2 let us fill 30 lt cause we no got time either - varke& assholes galore - hope yours went better

Cally : Are there water shortages again. Normally its because the pipes are broken and they are too useless to do any maintenance.

I cant believe they are still getting away with it

But im glad you managed to get some

 

Neil : Very poor maintenance  in the jungle roots grow right through the conc 150mm diam.pipes PVC goes even faster ( so 2 fix a leak tree & roots must b pulled up

 

Cally: And it all used to operate smoothly until the darkies took over

 

17/03.2021

 

Cally : A glimpse of the english countryside from a fast moving train 😂

 

Neil : Yep just like all the water colours in the story books 👍( Rupert the Bear luved im  Betricks Potter , Harry potter even Biggles taking off in the aeroplanes just missing the hedges & all ) in Cape town 45 minutes where spent on the track going 2 work another 45mins 2 get home really luved & miss it now 🏚️🤡💖🤣🌹Your great grand dad was a steam train engineer 🚂  Grand dad not great mum's  da 🚂🚂🤣⚠️🐪

 

Cally : Which great granddad? Van aswegen?  You mean he was a train driver. Maybe thats why i love trains

 

Neil : Van aswegen was a violent kiddie fiddler our mother ran away from he even followed her 2 margate .(Sorry eh) .  Im talking about our mother's father

"Blake" the Irishman who married the Dutch woman🪢 🤣🤩😎🌹and the english country side . How long does the journey last ❓on the map +- 75 miles/ 150 km.🚄

 

21/03/2021

 

Cally: It takes about 2 1/2 hours if you dont miss your connection at Reading. So its not so bad.  Takes about the same by car depending on traffic

Neil : Yep it seems your train does a conservation 60km put hr ( based on 90mins & 150km eh)🤪🆒seemed a lot faster looking out the window 💖

Conservative ⚠️🐫

 

21/03/2021, 8:48:41 pm : Yip they have systemati effed up everything

22/03/2021

 

Neil : & God have mercy on our managements souls  🤣

 

 

These are homemade spikes. Criminals are wrapping them in black plastic and placing it on isolated roads, especially on freeways late at night. Virtually invisible at night. It causes so much damage to your tyres that you will be forced to stop. They then come and hijack you and take all your belongings.

Please try not to travel late at night. This is serious.

 

Cally: Bloody savages. SA is like a war zone

 

Neil : Nice ones babies maybe we get 2 eat a mylongu

 

Cally: Ah no i hope not

 

Neil : Yep cases of cannibalism  in the area but so far restricted 2 their own villages 🦧🦍poor monkeys

 

Cally: Are you saying they are killing their own neighbours and eating them. Is it because they are hungry or just trying to get rid of evidence of murder

 

Neil : Cluk could b they're  just developed a. Taste 4 it 🍖 have a leg of aunty wsaha

 

23/03/2021

 

Neil : Looks more like an exotic bit of dance eh🤣

 

Cally: It sure does. Wonder what year that was. Things sure have changed

You have a fabulous day too ❤️

 

Neil : 1922 🤣🎸🌹🎵🤡💖

Yea it good 2 lighten up a bit eh ( The debate is how do you equate this act of criminal Vandalism) with a political Protest  ❓ what's their statememt/ point 🧹🤣🐊

 

Cally: They want to be able to show off their bodies without being judged? Do they even know what they are demonstrating for. I bet its nothing

Neil : Setting up the game here at twenj

true story.  Yep probably a refinery Protest- lay offs❓🍖cannibals the lot

 

Cally: Thats quite scary 😧

 

Neil : Speech less 🤪⚠️🐫

 

Cally: Eish no words People shouldnt be allowed out in public like that.

 

Neil : Certainly damages me sight sacs eh 🧹🙈🤣⚠️🐪🌹

 

Cally : Me too

 

24/03/2021

 

Cally  : Good morning. Have a great day 🌞

Cool. Have you got a dog?

 

Neil : Had a Labrador in  Durban " S"

 

Cally: She must have been a golden labrador. Theyre lovely dogs

 

Neil : 🐕‍🦺🐶yes more like 🟧🐑needed a shearing every summer 💖🔆🎵🎶

 

Cally : Its a culture of take take take

 

Neil : A few tweaks here & there & his guys an international tycoon 🤡💖🎵🦢

 

Cally: And he can go to the crapper when hes finished eating 💩 😂

 

Neil : I'm  sure it'll  take a while 🐝4 she drops another coil besides the wet 0ne she's  just had eh

 

Cally : Monkey see monkey do 🐵 😂

 

Neil : Hi  are.u working g 2 morrow

 

Cally: Morning bro. Working today but not tomorrow. What you up to

 

25/03/2021,

 

Neil : Yes the thing is not many much ☁️💦60% 2 day South Coast Mall was attacked not b 4 they sent staff ome & locked up 🐊🤣🏖️🌸

 

Cally : Attacked?  How was it attacked

 

Neil : Mob rules + 300 strong movies along the freeway 🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🚓

 

Cally : Do you ever go to the mall

 

Neil : Strong movies  ing indeed yep Gemma buys her drugs there

 

Video of shop looting etc

 

Cally: From a friend in margate. Stay away from them savages ✊🏾👽🙀

 

Neil : Got that on the chat this morning ( luvley hey).yep She actually  wanted to go 2 shellie But they changed her mind ,went 2 Oribi instead 🐊🚒🚑👮🏽‍♂️🤣

25/03/2021, 12:31:36 pm Neil : Humanoids that still live in their reptilian  portion of whatever brain they have

 

Cally : Yeah theyre animals.  Even monkeys are more intelligent

And what are the police even doing about it, nothing!  They should shoot them with real bullets

 

Neil : Tear gas & Rubber bullets used ( no water cannon either)

To say no thang of all the neurotic  hype & fear when they’re just looking 4 an excuse 2 vandalise  and Steal

More like meat eating vegimatics N0t called Darkest africa 4 nothing bet u don't  miss it

 

Cally: Do you still surf?

 

Neil : Yep I got a house big bank acc. A jeep ,Honda & lots of surf boards I even have 2 turn work away I'm  so over loaded  🤣yes it's a bit like cycling 🛴

Haha.

 

26/03/2021

 

Neil : Yea forgot 2 mention me jeep was a peddle car (but I can still swim    

.5km ) eh he he and I've  surfed many 🆒spots ,@ the moment I Just own me bag of bones nite nite your summer should b arriving soon hey 🤣

 

Hi  all wet & soggy again 2 day Iistened 2 your voice mail many times So here goes let's reiterate once more , I wasn't  more than a wet bundle when our Mum ran away from my biological sire.  Van Aswagen was a fireman as I remember mother taking me 2 the fire station also the brass poles they used 2 side down 4 speedy exits 2 fires , anyways this oak van must have resigned as ,we moved 2 a cottage on a farm in Heidelberg where he resumed as employed I think both u & Den were born there in a hospital eh

 

Cally : Do you really think that Den and i both had the same father?  Both Michael and Neville say that Dens father was a Dutch guy who was staying in SA for a while but who then went back to Holland to his wife and family

 

Neil : Mickey went 2 school there as I attended the school's concert where he play the triangle (musical instrument) & van went 2 work on a horse called Chummy, & I got tractor rides with an african ploughing  the fields.  Wasn't  2 long after ya'll s arrival that we moved back 2 Joeburg 2 a small flat in wasnae long & Mum started working again , She collected maintenance from Mike's and my father at this point I don't  think van worked at this point as he had a lot of fiddle time on his hands eh. I've already explained how Mickey & meself where flown 2 Durban on holiday .I was 5 yrs old when I first met me dad.   Methinks Van's (Roy) parents were helping Mum out looking after you girls.

 

Anyway once we were back Old Mum ducked from van as well as he smashed the glass on the front door, blood& glass everywhere 🚂escape to Margate right 1of Mums sisters was living there er husband was a building contractor so they lived in a nice house I met our cousin Buelah? She had downs syndrome & van tracked mum 2 their ous.

 

That was the last time I ever saw van eh .Mum got a good job @ libenburgs hardware & a cost cottage 2 go not far behind the store  , but it was from that house that I first started school in margate . Easter the same.year that I was driven away from Mum & y'all  eh & dumped in a house with 4 adult strangers ,in the beginning they were very accommodating,  but that ashole father of mine kept wanting 2 know what the matter was, Idiot didn't  understand that I'd  already taken a heap of physical abuse from an adult, that I wanted me mums hey .then if I didn't  behave he'd  threaten me with telling me gran ( his mother) .Meanwhile his wifey was still sweet on me. Any way the sh1t hit the fan after Tookie his wife's birth channel went into action ,She couldn't  stop screaming at me from the moments she arrived home with her little bundle of joy . Ya there was me head full o little fairies eh "don't  just stand there do this do that , are u stupid? No wonder your mother gave u away ,on&on it went nobody loves u because you're  stupid etc - use 2 cry meself.2 sleep Then Mum met 's  Dad and she came 2 Durban with a friend 4 the Dec hols  2 collect me 4 Dec.   

 

The hardest part was going back into that abusive enviroment , went on 4 eight yrs , until they caught me trying 2 stick a sharp point in my neck besides developing a murmur  in the heart .

So I'd  say the team did a pretty thorough job of fucking my formative yrs up.eh.

 

Ya so where was I when you were on the beach with the sardines & fisher men . Well at this point I exploded into adolescence.  Cyril +- a whole 7 yrs older than me made an arrival of his own & listen my grades were sharp up and till jc.  I think Mum was too distracted setting her big boy up eh - getting him work with Robert Mitchell.   The Riches. me & Douglas were best mates So I never got extra math like Mike,  no scouts or clubs or ballet . But it was a decision I'd  made, a. pity she wasn't  a bit more attentive with my schooling

 

Or that she didnae get me 2 a psychologist she could have stuck my father with the bill  - then @ least we could have moved on without me medicating meself but Cyril was er cream cheese. Then he build 4 the Grahams next door Wow I'm  all 4 unconditional love - we mentioned the banana factory already - That guy could do no wrong absolute genius our boy CRA.

 

Her only winge was that he was not reliable .ha Mean while Judy developed a crush on me & told Mum,  & Dougie invited me 4 a sleep over (here I'm  not being nasty eh ,but the girls breath smelt like a bait.box)- halitosis is almost 2 polite.  I was any rude 2 her didnae tease her. 

 

Rosemary was my first true luv . But krikey we were so young me 14 & she 12 God knows what the hurry was met her in Cape town years later repping 4 a medical company .She was a fully fledged N .Sister b 4 she went 4 the money yep she was also engaged , did nae stop us tho .

 

Started  karate in 1978 , the next 2 years saw Ands arrive as I started working for an Architectural @ the end of 1980 , so u probably saw Lynne & her son +- 82/ 83  spent 7 yrs with the 1st company - So we met Gey around that time I know you were still in school when u met Dely?   YA I introduced Lynne 2 me Gran and my father when he popped in - Thing is the bastard started writing letters 2 Lynne ,so that was the end of that Had 1 or 2 serious relationships after that & a tester biopsy in + - 91 every ting normal except the sperm count .   2 many people on this planet anyhow .And in my vulnerable position I'd  never put a child through all the hoops I'd  been through hey God are we just breeders like cows on a farm yep if u gonna.breed u have 2 at least have a solid foundation eh -- So anymore u need 2 know, if not Then we can roll this stone back in place luv u and all ya cotton picking fairies

 

Cally : Thank you for telling me all that. 💕. Wont ask again 🤗

 

Neil : Den is big & Blonde like her pa And the fact that u 2 are really close & Michael is really a shady beast who nearly crapped his pants when I told Denise the truth.   And Cyril was really rude 2 Andrew's dad even tho he sat at that man's table 4 two yrs,  so my Ducky if unconditional love is 2 much ,And I Blame Cyril 4 Mums strange behaviour near.the end Yep the Brick layers boys really had their own agenda and motives I prefer Mums Statement when she said Harold was the only man who treated her like a lady.

 

U should quize Neville then he seems 2 b the boffin man eh 🌸🤣🤡☁️🦢

 

Cally : What do you mean about the brick layers boy

 

Neil : Well your 3 big bro's Daddy was a bricklayer🧱Jethro Tull as thick as a brick

 

Cally : Okay i know what you mean.  What work did your father do?

 

 Neil : Yep he was a grease,Grease 4 peace eh

Carol me dear if we do the math yea u could have another da eh c I turned 5 in October so would have started school the following year Still Denise would've  been @ the breast While you were being ordered  hey & .Mums Dad was Irish 2 boot- fertile bunch eh I'm proud & happy 2 have journeyed this little path with u And I'm  no getting into class wars with that lot Maureens descended  from the 1820 settlers And her father drove a garbage Truck My grand.mother’s husband passed his std 4 & still became a millionaire selling car parts 4 Macarthy .  Became the CEO retired @ 45 & died b 4 he reached 54. Me Grans dad emigrated out here as a charterd accountant & died 5 weeks after his wife died love so don't  go breaking your head hey

 

Cally : Its a really interesting story hey

Neil : Yea but do u think it would sell we'd  have 2 tweak and add juicy parts eh also Mum was so secretive whenever I queried her ( what was she trying 2 do populate Africa)yea a bit 2 close 2 me.heart yes if it be a.best seller

 

 

Cally : If each of her children wrote a chapter about their recollections, we could put it all together with a happy ending

 

Neil : C now that's what I love about you Thing is there b sum big egos involved & fact is always stranger than  fiction  ( when can I expect your first draught eh Going 4 a pint meself now. 

 

She was by far much 2 young hey 🧱 actually hitched hiked 2 c her, was arrested on the way home taking a short cut through Southbroom’s golfcourse & mr bricklayer & son collected me outa prison  4 the funeral

 

Cally : Why were you arrested, what had you done?

Enjoy your pint. Have one for me 🍺

 

Neil : 0u ya & hi seems I forgot 2.mention I had 1 gram of HTC on me - street value 2 day = between R5&R10 back in the day +- 10c🐸🐷🤡⚔️🐒

 

Cally : 10c worth and they put you in jail!  Ridiculous!

You mean weed?

 

Neil : Still can't  stop laughing that whole unique  experience @ the goedkoop.price of 10c

Cally : My grandson cant believe how cheap it is in SA. Hes trying to grow some plants in his bedroom but they are pitiful. I showed him your plant pics and he was gobsmacked 😶

 

27/03/2021

 

Neil : J.C zuperhow old.b your.Grandson you'er talking about Samy's son eh yep 1 can create the right enviroment ☀️⛈️ it should work depends a lot on the strain of seed plant only female seeds& pull up any males that pop up

 

Cally : Yep its Samys son Zach. Hes 17 and a handful.   I will give him the advice from you. Im going there for supper tonight.

 

Not sure if you know about Earth Hour. But we do it every year. Switch all the lights off, bring out the candles and all the guitars 🎸 and have some fun.

 

Neil : Earth hr. Works if the whole world💡 shuts down simultaneously.🪘🥁 In this future  Chinese colony  they shut us down anytime they feel the urge . I know the more affluent kids import cannabis seeds over the internet   " setiva" and " indica" and a whole bunch of hybrids basi  you're  looking for a leaf with 7 fronds or fingers (setiva) is the drowsy  goofed one & the indica is a more of a pick u up & fly - both are mildly hallucinogenic - not 4 chain smoking , u don't  want green fever eh yea might b a once a blue moon social or spiritual thang  only the dark seeds need 2 b planted - the males are star burst flowers that will wreck the crop for hundreds of meters around ya it's a weed not 2 much water & plenty of light - takes between 5 & 7 months so no quick fix & lots o patience  hey

 

Have a knock out EARTH HOUR 🎸🪕🪘🤣🥃

 

‎metallic water colour pic of caterpillar

 

Cally: Messing around with my metallic water colours 😊

 

Neil : Looks to be a Caterpillar on steroids or what 🌎🪘🤣

Caly : Haha

 

Neil : Sounds 🎸like a whole hype of African propaganda, Generated Africans in America call themselves Africa Americans and have the biggest incarcerated populace of any other ethnic group or culture . When are those hundreds of thousand Africans living in Britain gonna call themselves british Africans eh ❓🤣the device doesn't  want 2 automati  notch in a capital B &A interesting eh🪘🪘🪕🌏

Cally : Its funny that the “African” Americans have no idea of what its like to actually be an african. They live a life of relative luxury compared to the average africans

 

Neil : No American dream here African Dream more like .you must c them shopping with their big chests & buns + their R350000 double cabs Jeeps eh Sundays look like a showroom outside the churches - no thang but the best 4 those mama's 🚙🤣

So Gemma pisses me off tipping petrol attendants (beggars, cannibals & thieves)

They’re closing off sales over Easter & their social welfare is now on the 6th of next month meaning they have now managed 2 steal 15 days , petrol R17.a lt.

I see your bicycle couriers earning £13. Per hr.   Interprets @ 7daily hrs £91= R1830 £ 1= +- R20 currently

 

Cally : Exactly. You could be wealthy over here.

 

Neil : Told you when I got me 1st PC archi technicians were getting  £ 26 per hr setter routers ( shopfitting) - got @ 20 hits from all over GB. But don’t u need a Mega deposit 2 get in eh - the ancestral thing should b covered  (  , Blake, Taylor )even - Crombie 🤣🌏

 

Cally : Yea thats why i was asking you about any of your grandparents being born in the uk. Unfortunately grandfather Blake was actually born in SA

 

28/03/2021

 

Neil : There goes a romantic notion of this wee Irishman  sailing down the W.coast of Africa 2 drive chooka  Trains & falling in love with Miss van Hooven ?🐸🐸🐸luv the throat choir ⭐🤣.how did your earth hour  go.& have a blessed Sunday

 

Cally : Thanks we had a good evening. Ate greek food and played cards and even forgot to switch the lights back on after.

 

Pic of young Paul McCartney

 

Neil : Nice young Paul Macartney eh🎸🤡🪘

 

Cally : Gosh hes very young.

 

Neil : Yep they certainly  were never exposed 2 the jungle eh🤡🤡🐸🤣

 

Cally : Nope. Such soft lilly white skin

 

Neil : Yep fresh cut college kids they were too.  Lennon's murder really stressed me a bit ( to think there are really walking talking& murdering aseholes walking about).  All topside turvey like eh

 

 

Cally : Yea im afraid there will always be murdering bastards walking around

 

Well thats my take on life as well. I only exercise if its fun - like for bike rides and having a picnic with the kids, swimming in the sea and trying to body surf and getting dumped, hiking up a hill to see the view. Not just sweat and slog for the sake of it. Life is meant to be enjoyed. So eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow we die

 

Neil : Spoken like a true hedonist

 

Cally : Haha. Im not sure about a 100% hedonist, but i have become a realist. Although i have also been labelled a bigot and a racist before

 

Neil : Well the middle path b the best way eh I met 2 many self indulgent pratts who only think of themselves

Neil : A ting like that could damage me sight sacs eh. Seems 2 b a large contingent of Afrikaners in the U k or what

 

Cally : No thats from a friend in Margate

 

Neil : Just sent it 2 a local boetie yep easter bunny getting ready 2 deploy

 

2 many jungle bunnys here so he might cancel

 

Cally: Or they will steal all his eggs and then eat him

 

Neil : Interesting walked the southport beach when got 2 the nuns pool, there out at sea was a rainbow ascending  into the clouds ,when we got 2 the start it descended back out the cloud & into the sea.

 

Cally: That sounds lovely. I saw a rainbow yesterday but it last about ten minutes before the clouds came

 

Neil : Awesome  eh blues greens yellows magenta  ,pinks

 

Watching a Laura Croft adventure , not with Jollie though weird every time there's an ad break all these muntu's end up in the lounge

 

Cally : 🤣🤣 yea and they werent even invited in.

 

Neil : True story

 

 

29/03/2021

 

Edie horse pic

 

Cally : Im visiting the horses with Edie today. Its a nice sunny today

Neil : Wow seems like ya'll  had a magical sunshine adventure radiating as much energy as the sun Are those Welsh or Shetland ponies?

 

Cally : There is a mixture of cobs, welsh cob, ex racehorse and ex polo horse. Irish draw horse etc etc about ten different horses

 

Neil : Yes it really seems 2 b Edie's thang eh & that's so healthy ( luv it)

Cally : I actually bought some tomato juice yesterday to make a Bloody Mary. Good idea. Think i will have one tonight 🍸

 

Neil : Good The Polish makes much better Vodka than the Russians 🍺🐰cheers 👍

Oui how'er Ands & Jen doing ( are they well) sorry not paying attention. Watching real estate in America & washing dishes . Back in a bit.🐎🏇

 

Cally: I dont ever hear from Andrew and he never replies to my messages

 

Neil : Oh well might b all that brain pressure that can't  deal with the likes of our ilke eh or they might b planning an Easter vac. But yes its Jenny & her work environment - no worries eh - SAs health care workers are supposedly being vaccinated at the moment.  Gemma's eldest brother has had his shot already 79 e🐝the ? Is have u recieved yours yet being in the health care industry .

 

Cally: Yea i think Andrews brain is slowing down a tad 😊

I had my first jab in january and going for my 2nd on friday. All the staff at work are having their 2nd this week so suppose all the health care workers will then be done.

 

Neil : Me dad's mum was born  in 1907 ,yrs ago she wrote & told me that she immigrated 2 SA  aged 12 with her parents & brother who was killed in w.war 2 . When I confided with her daughter after she'd  passed "Cynthia"who has now passed herself disagreed insisting that the mother was born here.

 

CaLLY: Its a pity you cant find any uk ancestors although i really don’t think you would like it here. The sea is freezing even in summer and its not the same. But would be nice if you lived close by.

 

Neil : Yea got time 4 architecture & design - also watch tree house habitats ( also American) anyways I've  been surfing a few lineage sights - but I'm  not prepared 2 pay sum asehole 2 do any research, unless I get unemployed or win the lotto I found the  Crest through a historical society , and that cost buck Yea not much fun having all this sunshine & no money eh  so we'll  keep plugging away Grandmums dad was a Taylor who married a Collins , there was 1 other  in the phone book while I was in the Cape .Looks like our Big monkey in Sa is about 2 order another lockdown.  oui didnae c u on a horse eh 🤣🐰🐎

Cally: Next time i will hop on the horse. Sleep tight

30/03/2021

 

Cally : Those are funny looking horses.

I saw one yesterday with a moustache. First time ever

I like the welsh pony

Neil : Yep they are knee high fully grown.  All with their own distinct  characters eh🤩🚴🏼‍♀️🐎

photo cape town girlfriend

 

Cally: Ah she looks nice. Whats her name?  Is that cape town

 

Neil : Her name is Karen Last I heard she had immigrated  2 New Zealand.  We both had a flat in the same block  - & had a + - seven year association

She had 2 daughter aged 5 Natasha 7 Kathrine

 

Making Liver onion & potatoes 4 repast 2 bite 🐎

 

Cally: I think I did meet her   I remember meeting up with you and your girlfriend who had two daughters   Maybe it was her

Sad thing is that as we get older, the past loves have either passed away or left the country

I was so tired when i got home that i flopped onto the bed and just woke up now, almost two hours later 😴

 

Neil : That's the thing about art songwriters & Authors ,they capture time frames that enable u 2 reminisce by association hey ? You hear a song & it takes u back to another pasture

🧹🏇🤸‍♂️🧘‍♂️🏄‍♀️

31/03/2021

 

Neil : 🐝having yourself a very good day 🎩🤡🧘‍♂️🐰

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