DECEMBER 2020
01/12/2020
Neil: Peek a boo 2 u and have a
goodly day π§Ήπππ»πΆπ·
02/12/2020
Neil: You've been a busyπjust luv the new dawn ( looks to b
sun rise) wouldn't πsurprized 2
see a witchπ§Ήor 2 buzzing
around your Forest at duskπͺππ¦ΎππΉ☮️π€£π
Hi honey tough day at the hoffice
or what. Luv the duck , does she fetch slippers as well.
Guess what you need a pint or 2
of beer loved the voice over Empathy goes a long way even if they pay but a
token of the day
Cally: Im having a good cup of
coffee with a splash of liqueur ☕️πΈ
Neil: But 41years b +-14965 days a
whole life time according 2 the insurance co. Average a miserable 27000 days
(Wow) Denise gets them all π€©
hope she b happy
03/12/2020
Neil: Yep the season b upon as -
yesterday ( newly arrived holiday makers×6 ) held up at gun point tied 2 the
kitchen chair in daylight and a case of take everything including the families
Transport that was last seen filling up @ the local gas station e he tata ma
zonke - National mantra.
Exciting or what ☮️
Cally : Hey tata ma chance π. When will the vaalies ever
learn. It happens every year. Shame
theyve probably saved up all year and been frustrated by the lockdown and now they’ve
lost alles met balles
Neil: Guys giving a speech@ 8 2
nite e's gonna close pubs and restaurants can't wait 2π
Cally: Oh no. Better go buy some
beer quickly
Neil: A good old Apartheid?
Brainwashing skiet wot a flop as half
the blacks have PhD 's @ this point
being apolitical is 1 thing being affected by their SH1T another. So we
remain unaffected or what ?
Cally: Bunch of PhDs right there π€£
Neil: Don’t cha luv it (why they
the whites all got so fat like they inherited charka Zulus fat wife gene ) c
them on this beach - not beautiful people 2 look @ anyways
U must hear the Nigerians eh /
half our cabinet bought their degrees from----πbazaarsππ¦π€£
Pic of edie on horse
Neil: Carol that really really was
so cool ---When I ran that little animal farm I had so many friends eh from the
little farabelle ponies that came just above the knee in ht.2 the lama (Nushka)
I let her out the pen @ night 2 crop on tree leaves But it drove the cows mad
and in the morning they had physi bust out of there pens ha my soul getting
corrupt in this place no mind no worries luv ya hone bun
Cally : That is so cool. Where did
you run an animal place.
You must have loved it
Neil: End of 99 2 end of 2002 they
built the casino on the farms site(The children's animal farm)πΆπππ₯
Cally : Which casino? On the coast
04/12/2020
Neil: The Land grab tickle 1.15
hrs 2 afternoon & so a Jolly g.day tae ya ππ΅πΏ♀️π’π©
The bill for the expropriation of
land has been published in the National Gazette for comment. Interestingly, it
was done with no announcement, in the quiet, and just before Christmas.
Please share far and wide, to
ensure maximum reach and awareness.
Only 60 days for comments. Please
send to all you know.
https://dearsouthafrica.co.za/expropriation-bill/
Oui (hot rats - Frank Zapper)
worth a Li's ten But buy God hot rats indeed Friend of mine Paul had a rat
& rode a motor cycle wid dis ting popping out his collar & sleeves
another breed them for the bird park CT. Snakes & dem little fellas don't
mix met me tea . stay cool keep warm
Cally: I recorded my displeasure
of the expropriation if land. Theiving bastards
Neil: Yep 6×1 1× half a dozen ehπ️
Cally: I get all those emails so i
object to everything π
Cally : Children are just so sweet
and they know what want
Neil: Oh well happiness b they
only. Sent the Easternπ¨ Cape back !2
level 4 ππ§♂️Hows your Hospital records doing eh πall
controlled under /under controlπ π️☀️πΉ
05/12/2020
Neil: Some might have read this
already but thought others might want to as well. For those of our friends and
neighbours for whom this ‘shoe’ will NOT fit, you obviously have thought
it through further and this is not
meant to upset anyone nor step on any toes. Just sharing what was in the
Mercury
This is BRILLIANT!
This was a reply to an article, in the Mercury
(last week), where the previously
disadvantaged
(Blacks) stated that it's not too
late for the
previously advantaged (including
whites, Indians
and Coloureds) to apologize for
apartheid. Check
out the reply. Just too hot and so
true.
This was in the SA paper last week
(Mercury). The main headline stated the following:
It's not too late for whites to
say sorry for Apartheid.............
Check the email that went around
responding to
the headline. It's a kick ass
response. The guy that wrote it has got it!!!
'To the Previously Disadvantaged'
We are sorry that our ancestors
were intelligent, advanced and
daring enough to explore the wild
oceans to discover new countries
and develop them.
We are sorry that those who came
before us took you out of the
bush and taught you that there was
more to life than beating drums,
killing each other and chasing
animals with sticks and stones.
We are sorry that they planned,
funded and developed roads,
towns, mines, factories, airports
and harbours, all of which you now
claim to be your long deprived
inheritance giving you every right to
change and rename these at your
discretion.
We are sorry that our parents
taught us the value of small but
strong families, to not breed like
rabbits and end up as underfed,
diseased, illiterate shack
dwellers living in poverty.
We are sorry that when the evil
apartheid government provided
you with schools, you decided
they'd look better without windows
or in piles of ashes.
We happily gave up those bad days
of getting spanked in our all
white Schools for doing something
wrong, and much prefer these
days of freedom where problems can
be resolved with knives and guns.
We are sorry that it is hard to
shake off the bitterness of the
past when you keep on raping,
torturing and killing our friends and
family members, and then hide
behind the fence of 'human rights'
with smiles on your faces.
We are sorry that we do not trust
the government... We have no
reason to be so suspicious because
none of these poor "hard working
intellectuals" have ever been
involved in any form of "corruption or
irregularities".
We are sorry that we do not trust
the police force and, even
though they have openly admitted
that they have lost the war against crime
and criminals, we should not be
negative and just ignore their
corruption and carry on hoping for
the best.
We are sorry that it is more
important to you to have players of
colour in our national teams than
winning games and promoting
patriotism.
We know that sponsorship doesn't
depend on a team's success.
We are sorry that our border posts
have been flung open and now
left you competing for jobs
against illegal immigrants from our
beautiful neighbouring countries.
All of them countries that have
grown into economic powerhouses
after kicking out the 'settlers'.
We are sorry that we don't believe
in witchcraft, beet root and
garlic cures, urinating on street
corners, virginity testing, slaughtering
of bulls in our back yards,
trading women for cattle and other
barbaric practices.
Maybe we just grew up differently.
We are sorry that your medical
care, water supplies, roads,
railways and electricity supplies
are going down the toilet because
skilled people who could have
planned for and resolved these issues
had to be thrown away because they
were of the wrong ethnic
background and now have to work in
foreign countries where their
skills are highly appreciated.
We are so sorry that we'd like
this country to fulfil its potential so
we can once again be proud South
Africans.
The Previously Advantaged.
Cally : Very good. I couldnt have
said it better. The shoe fits them perfectly π
Neil: Haha top the day 2 u me dear
I once emailed my resume .Then phoned 2 confirm The honey assured me , that she
had received it 6 times and knot 2 worry
Neil drawing
Cally : Those are really good.
Amazing imagination and art work.
Neil: Was thinking u really need
time on your hands eh ( like a lock down during a pandemic or what
Cally: Yea true. Thats why ive
been doing so much painting. But now im waiting for more canvas and paints.
The housing company was going to
come and put a radiator in my flat which I requested in January and they keep
putting it off because of lockdown and now they say i have to wait until after
xmas. A whole bloody year and just now it will be summer again and then they
have a backlog
I think Gemma is teaching you a
lot of dutch. π
Neil: I'm not really a linguist
got sum cradle Zulu I don't even understand Afrikaans when they talk fast.I
like the puddie cat π€©☘️π²π₯ can't u get hold of a portable
heater. Had a paraffin' heater,once in
the Cape worked well π₯♨️
Cally : Well i do have radiators
everywhere. Its just at my front door
where it gets so cold that mold starts growing on the wall. The rest of the
place is nice and warm so not a big problem. Just dont want mold.
Neil: Ah ha why don't u try wiping
with a viniger or bleached soaked cloth π»π·
it works 4 me (Bleach is banned in this block - French drains / tanks.)yep u
surely don't want 2 b wearing your π’s
around the house π‘ππ»π♨️☕
Cally : Thanks i will give it a
try π
06/12/2020
Neil: Sow π2 day 6 Dec b St Nichalous's Day
especially Southern part of the Netherlands and where ever else there Catholics
b in Europe Thing is Spain ruled those parts 4 hundreds of yrs.& old habits
die hard (the other ting b) St
Nichalous can no longer b assisted by "black Peter"
Cally : Thats cool. Happy sunday to you too. Did you go down to
the car wash today?
Neil: Nope
Cally: I went to my daughter for
supper last night and my grandson insisted that i have some dube with him. Just
two puffs and i was totally out of it. It was so strong i had to come home and
go to bed. Im too old for that shit π¨
Neil: Oui u get so many strains of
cannabis (whats indigenous here b savita
is dp. Indoor b mostly indica (note its not a narcotic) it's not supposed 2 put u 2
sleep , but cool & relaxed ya Sooo cool / they mix all sorts of sh1t with
it including mx
Cally : Well i hope there was
nothing mixed. Before in SA if i ever had any it was always mixed with tobacco
so not so strong. But i only ever had it about once every five years
Neil: Oh it finally made it ,
making comments or 2 πΆπ€©Ive
got 2 clean this phone , its becoming an old manπ¦π§π¦―
Non addictive herb unlike tobacco
Africans supposedly communicate with their ancestors ( but they never had
tobacco till the Europeans arrived
Pic neils weed
Cally : WTF is that yours? Growing wild in the back yard π€ͺ
My grandson doesnt believe how
easily it grows in the back yard
Neil: Takes sum strains as little
as 5 months 2 harvest. Bearπ§Έin
mind the Africans cover the hills with it One of the reasons he needs so many
wives eh
Cally : Haha thats true. Well it
looks good and healthy
Neil: Yep ya got 2 select your
spiritual moment luv ya
Cally : Too many politi correct people
in the world
Neil: Not worth troubling ones
head at best
famphotos
Cally : A glimpse into family
life. Granddaughter Edie, son in law
Rowan, Samantha and Son Trav
Neil: The Lady Samanther & er
crew , sshew I noticed previously that they're luvley tall trees or what , your
ous looks 2 b very cosy ( did your central heater get sorted . Oui so hot this
day ☃️could
do a snowwoman right now☃
07/12/2020
Cally: Hi. Theyre coming to do the
heating on Friday so all good. Yip my
kids are Very tall π²
Neil: And happy is what really
counts eh luv ya
Cally: Yea everybody happy. I hope
you are as well ππ
Neil: ππππ»π§Άgoing
2 sort a cold shower
Cally: A cold shower πΏ. Eek its 2 degrees here
07/12/2020, 4:26:47 pm Neil: π₯π₯ππ₯build
that fire + 2 kg rump 4 me this mince frozen veg as fast and furious as the
cooker allows 2 morrow slow cook 4 3 days stay warm& cool. Night π
Cally: Night night
Neil: Throwing the towl so soon
must have been a hectic day 4 you Just loved All those nauughty family faces
Yea Mon get sum rest going 2 b watching NetFlix4 +
Neil: Yes Sam was really a pretty
little girl But with big foots eh - (Taurus) So happy 2 see it seems what she
lost her daughter gained eh I'd say miss Edie has a lot of you as well ( What
ever happened 2 Dealy?Michael.They all look happy must b your presence eh
Travis not looking stressed or any thang just pretending 2 b introverted or
what . Samantha’s son on a date cool. Well you may b a feeling the chill
chappie but I sense you're happy weird
eh Rowan like Lynne's son who arrived @ marina with me 1 season anyway Sam's
smile made the difference .Dream scapes here we come
Cally : Michael Dely remarried a
Scottish woman and she died an alcoholic a few years after my second husband
died. He is now living in scotland and we are still friends. I go up and visit
once every two years or so but phone him regularly cos he has nobody but his
carers. He also turned to drink and lost a leg π¦΅
because of it.
Neil: Sh1t the poor man oui The
Romans loved their grog and conquered their know World ( Their message drink 2
eat & feast) apply that simple rule and you will b taking wee drams into
your nineties Alcohol serves no other purpose - a stupid substance that can
cause a lot of unwanted misery eh Merry Christmas and many much loveπ₯π
08/12/2020
Neil: Yep the eight orifice there have been very high incedeces of
Gender Based Violence here enough 2 make
every ones Great Grand Mumsie cry π§π¦
e Africa ... So πΏ️πΏ️
how's your day been?/- A friend of mines eight yr old got Taken out by a π@ the. Car wash yesterday The
Father a Joeburg Coloured & the Mother a luvley Pondo Woman πThought I'd share that wi th u ππΌπ½◀️
Cally : Shame Thats very sad. So
young to pass away poor angel πΌ
Yip evwn here there are so many
incidences if violence against women. And it just got worse during lockdown
Neil: Had 1 called him Borris
after the tennis player ( this guy should b holding the πΈwith his foot
Cally : Oh shame. How old was she.
Neil: From the local chat - was
such a well spoken & mannered little guy - Is daddy worked on my soon
t.b.scrapped Honda .
We will be placing the cross in
memory of Michelle Wednesday evening at quater past five. It will be opposite
the Gas Mart Centrum. By the bustop
Bianca husband made the cross its
a great loss for all who knew little M and her parents please if you can support
them as flowers and ribbons are welcome to make it special.
Cally : Thats very sad. Hope it
all goes well
Neil: Its been promised we are
born 2 die (so let's count our blessings & live a little
Cally: Exactly πΊπ
Neil pen drawing
Cally : Ah yes thats clever. What
pens are you using?
Neil: Just Ioved that very very
festive ( ballpoint pencil crayon & magic marker
Here b sum local flavour especially
the big toes eh - luv ya stay well & warmπ€‘π₯πΏ️⛄
Foot picture
photo of old ancestors?
Cally : They’re very nice looking.
Where did you get the photo from ?
9/12/2020
Neil: Fill u in Later ,Our mums
dad immigrated out here from Ireland ??
Cally: Well thats what we were
told but i think he was born in SA and his dad was from Ireland
Neil: Yea your our Grand da Mums
dad I seem 2 have an idea Cyril Blake's country of Origin was Ireland on her
death certificate.I'll get around 2 home affairs sooner or later . So how's the
day been ☀️☁️ππ§πΆπΏ️
Neil: Goes 2 show how much we were
meant to know ---- just expressing eh Can't remember the last time in a
restaurant - but in the bad old days I never ordered steak even then 4 me a
waste of money as they never got it right & u could get ×3 4 the same price
at a butcher - b joining the sausage dog in a moment nightπΌπ€
Cally: We will have to go out for
dinner when i come and see you Sleep
well xxx
10/12/2020
Neil: What's New ππ§♂️ππ€©ππΆ
Cally: Thats cool. Im good thanks.
Thankfully my work week is over and tomorrow i can sleep in yay π.
Did you have a good day?
11/12/2020
Neil: πΆπ€dont
b sleeping it all away hay π€«☯️π☮️πΈ
Cally: Well i didn’t lie in bed
all day. Ive been very busy cleaning and doing washing so haven’t totally
wasted the day. Only thing about winter in this place is that it gets light so
late and bY 4pm you have to switch the lights on again
Neil: Good golly miss Molly -
thing b in the Cape I put me head down not b 4 11.30 Up by 7.30 work by 8.3o
Natal 75% heads down by 9.30 yep geography at work or what luv ya π✴️ππΆπ§♂️π»
My sketch of castle on the hill
Cally : Yea im getting bored again
Neil: Well I luv your geography eh
& the sail boat Sailing one of our most academic Sports
Cally : Whenever I draw a hill i
always seem to put a castle on it. I wonder why π.
And every time i draw a beach it always looks like centre rocks
Neil: Yea I c more colour=
life & I always loved castles
especially on high cliffs looking out 2 sea with secerete entrances at c level
ehπ΄
Neil: Hi what's happening. When no
thang b happening π₯ππΆπππ§♂️π
Cally: Thats almost like our
family. Nothing be happening here. Nothing doing today. Watching a movie . Is Gemma’s family big?
12/12/2020
Neil: ⭐yep they're Catholic but not so many much .Historic note -- There
were more people after the 2nd World war than B4 Am azing or what . had a
Splendid dae ave we . The heavens broke just now and we ad a torrent of rain +
4 hrs load shedding / lunch & Dinner.
Ya so how do ya do it wid 5 wives
eh all in da bath RM
Cally : Yea my day has been good.
My son just dropped in for supper and brought some fruit loaf for puds π. So its good that ive had some
company other wise my four day weekend becomes quite depressing.
Neil: Bad news - depressing
produces toxins of bad intent good man your Travis being an uplifting moment πya & your sailboat &
mountains especially once coloured eh π¨16th
b the car wash blues again
whatever watched a 2 hr skiet on
Netflix / no rain now just a chorus of π¦π¦crickets
& tings stings ehπ₯
Cally: Yea Trav is a good young
man. What did you watch on Netflix? I
need recommendations
Neil: Gemma a middle person elder
sister brother eldest & younger broer(person eh don't think she ever b a
child)π¦πΆπ¨Better
get started lots 2 dream eh π
ππ π€
Cally: Shit thats a lot of
bottles. Remember all moms gin bottles
that she tried to build something with in the garden. She never finished it
Neil: Na twas a bird bath actually
worked 4 a while What a woman eh luv ya
Cally : Yep she was quite a woman π₯°
Neil: Gin could walk across hot
coals & not feel a thing juniper πberries
caused more than Half of London into alcoholism in the late 1700 early 1800s
especially the Ladies ehπππ€©π
Cally: The women here still drink
gin like its cold drink
13/12/2020
Neil: G.day tae y'all π© all again it π.Off 4 a G & T are we ? yep
still. Fashionable in sum circles eh . The lush tonic produced more lushes than any other. Its not
bad at all (never liked the perfume smell though.)π₯The Dutch have a drink made from
the juniper π berry as
well they call Jevnevenr nice its +-37% proof. Yes The thing b these π₯were not designed for sunny
climates especially mixed with coke π€©π€£π₯⛄π
14/12/2020
Cally : I really miss the beach
and the dunes and the warm ocean π
Neil: Big Dady has told his
children how 2 behave and has explained all the demerits they've accumulated
and the punishments 2 instilled but otherwise fair go π‘without the fair
Cally: That president is not a big
daddy. Hes a bloody lying crooked bastard
Neil: Bottle stores Mon -
Thursdays 10 to 6
Cally: Is this the new ramaphosa
rule?
Neil: Yep all public holidays will
have All public facilities closed including
beaches
Cally : Beaches?? Thats bloody ridiculous. And this all because
of covid?
Neil: It would seem our curly
haired couzies at Truely misbehaved Imagine Soweto arriving at your beach. Night sweet my pie U b working 2 morrow π?
Cally: Yip working tomorrow.
Managed a but of painting today πΌ.
So there will be no overcrowded
beaches on new year’s eve and Christmas. What a relief π
Sleep tight
15/12/2020
Neil: Good day tae y'all all π©beaches will b closed 4 public
holidays - while pot holes remain open
Cally: Have a tranquil day
Neil: How'ya doing Ms ?) Not upside down and inside
out (TINA TURNER) πΆshes 84 now
still sprite . Car wash 2 morrow
Cally: Im fine thanks. How are
you? You never say. How often do you go
to the car ash? Does Gemma also go?
Neil: Hi ya Carol me Sister
darling. @ the moment no parking fines no speeding either. ππ . No ⚖️π°9 or 18 ctπ πΈeither
but work hard 2 keep me health & heat up 2 grade & sum Times couldn't
give a continental tickey
Cally: I suppose thats the way to
be. My new motto for the troubles in the world and all the ugly selfish people
is “i dont care”. I just push the crap to one side and get on with doing what
makes me happy and my mind at ease π¨
Neil: I Truely believe in mother
Gia eh ( B a friend and survivor ) and Dear oh dear u do not want 2 b the sole
surviour eh. Luv ya
Cally: No i dont want to be the
sole survivor π€£. I keep
meaning to listen to the Gia documentaries but somehow always get side tracked.
16/12/2020
Neil: Morning sleepie pie. Top o the dae tae y'all what the weather is. Ha The organisers of the
car wash concert will b going ahead 2 day , we might hear sirens added 2 the
mix
Cally: Morning sunshine π. Why would the cops stop the gig.
Its not a public holiday? Well i hope it
turns out to be a mighty fine day.
How was the car wash today. Did
the blue lights appear
Neil: They just played jingle
bells 4 you π️
No worries. All π & happy π
Cally: Thats good as long as it
was a chill day
17/12/2020
Cally: G morning
Neil: Here we share sum picture
grams from the exciting zodiac reading , Now u know as much as I do.
Cally: So do you feel like a Libra
♎️
or do you think its totally wrong
Neil: No Thang b Wrong with Libra π¦eh just people who try & use it
2 abuse or what Justice is about being fair and not what u want or get out my face, because you're in my way. So wat seg jy eh?
: We are tiny little specs
floating out in space
Neil: Did I ever tell u that I
love you u. God that's so profound your
sticker that is. Sh1 t simple english me message was supposed 2 say
" Now you know as much as I do ( guess what it change english into eng lush ( please hold)
Cally: π€£π€£π€£ yeah this
language is lush lol. Dont worry i knew what you mean People walk all over Librabs cos they are
always trying to be fair to everyone else.
Neil: Sum of those specs emitting
intelligence signals others laundry lists.
Yea Libra can also b a toxic air
sign.
How b our Big Sis eh , Her
daughter b married already 2 a young Hole y Man or what Well she b in my heart
& I luv her 2 π✝️☮️
ally: Yea our big sis is doing okay but not
communicating much lately. Shes funny like that. Sometime she will phone me in
the middle of the night just for a chat and other times i go weeks waiting for
her to answer my messages.
Neil: π️πthe
only Race b human race & momsie Giaπ
say π but stop all
the other SH1T stay @ the same time πluv
ya
Cally: You know with all the
hardships and shit that you have been dished up in life, its really a prayer
answered that you have still managed to keep your head when all others are
losing theirs. Unfortunately Denny holds on to hurts for a
long time even though she forgives easily. I think it has something to do with
her marriage and her husband’s unfaithfulness and the fact maybe that her and
Mom were never really close. I dont know.
But i love you and im proud of you. You are truly an overcomer π
Neil: Ms me Darling Denny b me Sister eh / like u b
free 2 make her choices & ya your prayer ( not on your knees @ night - but
at least an hr before the birds awaken ) find the time 4 his Name .& empty
your heart b it he or her
C here I said (His Name) but I
would b implying a Patriarchal Religion eh!
Should have said The Name whos 2 say eh
, but it helps when u find the right Time 2 give thanks - luv ya
Cally: Love you too ♥
18/12/2020
Cally: I really dont understand
the reasoning behind the beach ban
Neil: Not as a Caucasian ? But
imagine 5 bus loads pulling into Marina 4'the day
Cally: From that point of view its
a good decision
Neil: Worth a fine push the shove
There's just so much of this kacairos going around
Cally: Well i drink a lot of hot
coffee all day long ☕️
Neil: Thought as much eh you're in
the land of Tea drinking Lords oui never mind me Lordship where's me cuppa tea
Cally: I think its going to snow
soon
Neil: Been dreaming of a white
Christmas have you ( wonder if that's politi correct⛄⛄
Cally: Just as well there isnt too
much snow in SA otherwise that would also be illegal π
19/12/2020
Neil: Say what you want our Nig
Nog's have their verry berry own style (if they could only get the Job dun eh)ππΉπ
Cally: Thats true.
20/12/2020
Neil: Night sweetie pie π€we'll break our jawsπ¦again 2 morrow with laughter ehπππ
π»π₯⛄π
Top of the day tae all the honey
buns ☀️so
far clear skies wind starting russtle
Cally: Good morning to you. Whats
the situation down your way. I heard there are gun toting nigas preventing
people going to the beach down in the cape?
Neil: C here as the man says -
Ruling party has an excuse 2 party with forbidden buttons and invented
ones.Here b a conundrum π₯ Stats 4 covid 19 at +- 22000 deaths -
currently . But the overall death rate 4 the year is - guess what? πis
Down by☠️π€‘ 22000 deaths asπ· compared 2 last year kinda smelly
or what π§Tragic thing
though Gender ☯️
based violence up + 25% from last year πstay
warm & safe ☮️π€©
Cally: Thats sad. The gender
violence is also way up here as well as suicide, especially among the younger
generation. There is something smelly going on im sure. None of our staff at
the doctors surgery has been infected which is very strange??
Thats awesome. And yeah until
Captain Morgan puts his foot down i wont stop drinking rum πΉ
Yea i love rum. Dont mind a beer
now and then. We have an indian beer here called Cobra that goes so nice with a
good curry π
But i also dont like to be out of
control
Neil: What happens when he drinks
the sanitiser
Yep it take all sorts π«π¬ππ¦
And now it b past me bedtime -
stay cosy & warm π₯πͺ✨☃️❤️
I think there a full team of
pixies and dwarfs wacking these things out 24/7
Cally: I tend to agree with you.
Sleep tight π΄
22/12/2020, Neil: All we saw here was bush + a
big cloud blanket❤️πΏ✝️π₯π€‘So
have a mighty fine day π
Pic
Cally: Those pics are awesome.
Have a good day. Im off to work xx
Thats a good one ππ€£
Neil: Consider this just by being
on Via she take you on a 25000000mile ride a day- strange doesn't feel as if
I've gone anywhere 2 day π❤️πΆπ€£ππͺπ·π²
Neil: Jupiter & Saturn where
less than a fifth of a full moons diameter apart (like a divine design) eh 2 much very close
eh Just goes 2 show we have nothing more 2 fear than those 65. Billion years
ago Dinasours π²π·π€£
Cally: Do you think there were
humans on the earth at the time of the dinosaurs π¦ π¦
Neil: Sorry chaps not that fast eh
but still the earth orbits at 2.5 million miles a 24 hr cycle πππΆ❤️π
Hi you're interested Cool don't
know of any humanoid evidence going that far back ya. But new evidence proves
our scholarly books are full of self serving crap that we could go into later
eh but earth is in a dangerous part of it orbit that will probably last another
30years and this might b the message those ancient academics warn us about But
concerns like NASA have been down playing 4 quiet a while πͺ☄️π✝️❤️π
Doesn't feel like I've been
anywhere 2 day eh π€£π❤️πΆ
C how they're stealing days from
us eh ( oui loved my work & want 2 do more ) don't know how but have 2 kick
these borders b 4 I get much older eh - there monthly pay b less than £100 per
month - pure putu ππ½πΆπ
Cally: Neil i want to send you
something for christmas but i know they steal the post and packages so can i
send you some money? Not sure if it will
mess up your SASSA payment though if they see money in your account? Or i could send it to somebody else that you
trust who will draw the money out and give it to you? Let me know okay
Whats your answer to above
question? π♀️
Neil: Carol Carol I really luv u
many much eh Why don't u save your money 4 a rainy day Then I won't feel embarrassed
when I ask eh - After all you b a Grand Mum eh & yea its got no thing 2 do
with sasa I earned a whole years salary while still collecting eh the money
here has been so devalued as is. Anyway the way u do it is via a money gram But
Sheppies a hot π₯spot & u
stand in Que's 4 hrs - so keep it up Noddy's sleevies 4 the moment love u baby
gir.l chat again with the new dawnπ₯️❤️ππΆπ·
Cally: Why dont you just send me
your bank details so i have them for a rainy day ☔️
Neil: The reality here 15km from
here 4 the love of (BAKED BEANS)π€£
Cally: You need to start growing
your own π
23/12/2020
Cally : Thats a bloody outrage. I
know they are hungry but why take so many. Why not leave some for others.
Bloody greed is all it is. No thought of their hungry brothers
Neil: The easiest and most
economical way 2 transfer money is with a Money Gram u deposit @ your Banks money gram agent And I
collect from the agent here in this case Std Bank ππΈπ€‘π₯―π²πΏ️❤️π₯π
π»π€Ά
This is a long way from Bethlehem
eh!π€£π
π»π²❤️πΏ️π
Cally: Okay. Only thing is my bank
(that i would use) is in SA (FNB) so not sure how to do it. Will have to
investigate
Neil: I'll show in time how we get 2 Church Our imeadiate
neighbour no 6 b a correctional π¨πΏπ¨officer
his wife a nurse all in sheppie, then no 4 b a wheeler dealer. Af . whose no3
wife basi lives on her own he see her every +- 3 weeks and she has her own big
bukkie 2 get 2 work every day she also goes farm on weekends π€©ππ✌️ππ³
Oh we live in no 5π€£
Cally: And what street do you live
in
Neil: Why on earth would u keep an
open account in S A I ask meself &
(Bendigo) who wants 2 know π€©π
Cally: I want to know where you
live so I can visit you one day.
I have a small pension in SA and
they wont pay me overseas so have to keep my account open. The bank charges are
horrendous. In UK there are no charges on a saving account
cally: So you are on the sea side
of the R102?
Neil: Yep if you're talking toll
road ya but landside from the Old road . yep last time I worked Absa saw fit 2
give me a gold card that cost R1200 per annum Every thing has been sucked out
and no work I don't own anything
I get no pleasure living like this
& It won't take much 4 me 2 leave these digs eh and the $€¥~Ο^¶ covid
hasn't helped any A part of me enjoyed lock down just 2 c the harpies sickling
2 make an end meet Natal hold no thang 4 me I had me sweet adolsence &
memories of mum the rest is dog sh1t
Jarpies jarpies jarpies
Not much different from the AF
except colour
Cally: I dont own anything either.
Thanks to affirmative action, interest rates and moving around too much.
Neil: Yep youed b welcome 2 pull
in here ππΊπΏ️π
π»
Cally: Cool. Im looking forward to
it π ✈️ π
24/12/2020
Cally: Its 2 degrees today
UK has two cases of variant linked
to South Africa
Neil: πππwhat else 2
do with themπΆπ΅ πΎπ³π₯Άππ€©π₯❤️2
day b a overcast mild 21°with a 20km S.W. wind π¨π¨π
π»⛄π·π¦ π₯π€
πhow
where is your mask no mask plenty beans eh π―️π¦ πΈπ€£
Cally: Well at least they will
stay warm in their coffins with all the bean gas ⚰️ π¨ π
Neil: Yep farting the virus π―️π¦ out
all over the place π΅πΆπ·even
more reason to wear one❤️πΆπ₯⛄π
π»π₯
Photo of neil at table at
Christmas
Cally : Wow looking so cool dude.
You look very happy. My granddaughter
says you look stylish
Neil: Hahaha notice sum select cow
& sheep + all the head Shepard's pacifying the baby Jesus e woke the whole
village up eh
Tell your grand daughter that She
really is so Coolπ€©⛄π₯πΆπ²π
π»❤️
25/12/2020
Cally : Merry Christmas π. Have a lovely day, will drink a
toast to you π₯ππ₯³π
Neil: ππππΎ
This is actually a very special Christmas indeed (with Jupiter and mars giving
A one in many generations of human life - and so Merriment and joy 2 u this and
many more seasons To come Love you ⛄❤
Cally : Love you too π
Neil: Cheers πππ₯π²going
2 make a fire in a bit ❤️π₯ππΆ A tipple 2 your health me darling
Neil photo of braai with old
company shirt
Cally : That looks so
festive. Wish it was hot enough to braai
here. Can’t wait to get there again
Neil: I used willow that
threatened the wash line 2 years ago Hope you've had sum cheerful greeting from
Den . wearing an old company shirt π€£πΎπ₯³π₯ππ€⛄ππ₯π₯❤️
Cally: Havent heard anything from
the family besides you. Den probably busy with her family
25/12/2020, 4:05:54 pm Neil: Well
let's wish her sum real happiness then turn it spiritual & hope it works ha
ha π€©✌️π₯π️
Our Christmas 2020
25/12/2020, 5:44:39 pm Neil:
What's cosy site all happy chaps I c your grandson & Samantha's Rowan b
pressing buttons or what Merry Christmas luv to y'all π₯π₯³π₯πΆπ
π»❤️
Cally : Yip Rowan taking the pic
26/12/2020
Cally : Thank you. Enjoy your
boxing day too. How about a photo of Gemma as well so we can see who the lovely
lady is looking after my bro
Neil: Yes I'll scrounge 1 up 4 u
eh ms Ive Already asked her 2 forward . You've never told me what your grandsons name.
Actually there b a of o names I've not heard yet. So I hope everything went
smooth and an exceptional πday
had by all Oui gets confusing eh The southern Dutch have their Christmas on the
6/12 presents exchanged children spoilt then Santa delivers from 12 am on the
25/12 eh - then boxing day on the 26/12 box as in wrapped presents exchanged or
given confusing or what Well I hope you've cheered up a bit me dear I'm off 2
hit the hay niteπ€❤️π΅π₯
Cally : Hey it was a good day
thank you. And glad you also did. Interesting hearing the way the different
cultures celebrate Christmas.
My grandson’s name is Zachary. We
just call him Zach though
27/12/2020
Neil: Zacharias & the electric
west oui that b a real gunsmoke name Luvit but Edie 4 a girl not common eh .the
funniest memory I have of Travis which a the time I found disturbing , is
Travis in his diapers I think he just started ambling / toddling eh e pulled in
to the big bedroom downstairs where Denise had set her family up and started
laying into her kid - spent many years pondering that - still tickles me at
times (what goes through the mind of a wee tot I mean all that energy just what
motivated him Guess I'll never know luv yaπ₯±π❤️ππ΅π΄
Cally : I remember Dens son Kyle
used to goad Trav and then when Trav hit him back, Anton would take it out on
Trav. Kyle never got smacks. So it was probably a payback issue π€£
Neil: π΄♀️✌️❤️πOui couzies or what
Neil: Here b Pork& cheese
advert with a sophisticated Africans voice Funny I don't eat chicken from The
70s already but u can still buy 4& abit chicken 4their price
Cally: Why dont you eat chicken?
Neil: Nandos it b. The master say
if u love his name y u eat all his creatures Was a vegiterian 4 + 2 yrs . so I
don't eat them ππ€£π»
Cally : God gave us animals to eat
didnt he? So what meat do you eat?
Neil: Ya exploit inflation is what
they do biggest customers at the Africans of course all earning top dollar 4
doing as little as possible . But I think the master had a fair Question I
don't have the right blood type 4 it & it clucked me roofs & gums up ha
if you read your bible carefully only because man wanted 2 with the provision
that we don't drink the blood ❤️ππ»
Toofs toofs toofs tooths
Cally : Of course. There is some
food i cant eat because of toofs π¦·.
What blood group are you?
Neil: The old type probably the
same as the cavemen haha
Cally: A group. Neg or pos?
Neil: So long ago since I donated
eh all I know is it b the old blood type later new types adapt more easily to
veg imagine an Eskimo sitting down 2 a nightly
veg platter he'd soon miss all his toofs
Must recheck a sum point eh❤️π€£ππ₯¦π₯¬
What is it u can't eat ?
Also haven't been stabbed or shot
lately⚔️
CallyWell thats good news lol π
I cant eat Tough meat like
steak. I checked the blood group dirt a
while ago but cant remember what it said except that i should exclude a alot of
the food that i like
Neil: You're probably of the newer
type b b+ but I'm guessing .whats lol stand 4 π«π‘️π£
Not many people can make a go of
especially tough & old steak me Darling π¦π―π ππ³
Fish b much preferred π₯¦π₯¬❤️π΅
So do you know your type ?
Cally: Yea im also very fond of
fish. Have it every week. Im A+.
Neil: There u go did u know there
are older & newer types ?
Cally: Yes i did. Like B and AB
etc
Neil: So now I'd say we have a
similar blood type - but you've brought it 2 my attention tks. ❤️✨π€©πΆ
Here's what's coming out of
Addington so please take care - love you ❤️
Please read belowπππ
A Dr's view on his shift last
night
π’π’π’
"An insight into the last 24
hours of my life- ANOTHER covid-19 post.
This serves not to put doctors on
a pedestal or to glorify ourselves but I would just like to shed some light on
the gravity and magnanimity of the current covid-19 situation. Having just
returned to work post covid-19 isolation, I find myself still recovering, the
fatigue and weakness is debilitating. I came back into what I can only describe
to the general public as: a war zone. I was on call/intake for the last 24
hours - on a general day this is exhausting but compounded with the peak of a
pandemic - it was unmanageable. Donned in full PPE which we are fortunate to
have - I started my day in the covid positive ward - one of 4 wards my hospital
has opened for the current surge of cases. All I see is patient, after patient
of difficulty breathing, oxygen saturation’s dropping, having to procure double
oxygen for patients, deterioration after deterioration. Let me be explicitly
clear: this new variant powering the tsunami wave that we are experiencing DOES
NOT DISCRIMINATE. You can be young, free of co-morbidities, old and have many
co-morbidities but outcomes are largely unpredictable. Being clothed in double
scrubs, a gown, a visor, an apron, a double mask, hairnet and boots all in the
epitome of Durban’s humidity - where I was unable to even grab a sip of water
or eat until close to midnight, was unbearable but this is what we will endure
for our patients. I lost track of the number of patients we admitted last night
- however the binding commonality and similarity in presentation was that they
were all short of breath. It is a different kind of feeling as doctor when you
cannot prognosticate what will happen to your patient because you simply cannot
pre-empt the course of COVID. Some patients I watched struggle and suffer to
breathe until their very last breath-
being trained intensely for 6 years to act and react all we now have to
do is stand back and watch. Having to certify death, after death, after death.
It is a different kind of soul destroying. Running between 2 buildings within
the hospital and wards on different floors to just respond to every call - I
was becoming short of breath and we can’t cope.
A patient said to me yesterday
with every battling breath she had left through her oxygen mask: “I am a mother
of 2 sons, for the sake of my sons please save me.”
We had to certify her this
morning.
To every patient that demised last
night under my care due to Covid-19: I am sorry, I am sorry that myself and
other people were irresponsible in their behaviour, I am sorry that our system
cannot cope, I am sorry that we don’t have a vaccine yet, I am sorry that I had
to stand back and do nothing, I am sorry that I am still weak myself, I am
sorry that management and external powers do not realise the intensity or
seriousness of this pandemic,
I am sorry that I couldn’t save
you.
I commend and salute every single
colleague who has, was and is currently fighting on the frontline alongside me,
understand that our job is physically and emotionally draining. In a festive
week where most people are enjoying time with their families we are having to
sacrifice and show up - because if we do not care, if we are not empathetic, if
we are selfish....who else will be there?
I urge you all - please stay home,
stay safe and be responsible. Maybe you won’t get COVID-19 or maybe you will
and you will recover - but somewhere someone’s mum, dad, sister, grandmother,
brother or friend will not be so lucky.
“It all starts with every
individual to be apart now so we can all be together in future.”
Cally : Very sad indeed. It seems
that nobody can do anything except pray and hope for the best
Neil: ππ❤️
28/12/2020
Neil: **BREAKING South Africa
moves to adjusted Level Three from midnight tonight **
All indoor and outdoor gatherings
will be prohibited from midnight tonight for fourteen days. Funerals max at 50
people.
The sale of alcohol from retail
outlets and the on-site consumption of alcohol will not be permitted.
The prohibition on consuming
alcohol in public spaces like parks and beaches remains.
Curfew will be at 9pm until 6am.
Shops and restaurants must close from 8pm.
It is now compulsory to wear a
mask in public. A person who does not wear a mask could be arrested. Could
receive a fine and/or imprisonment.
Businesses may continue to operate
as long as social distancing and other regulations are permitted.
Level Three until 15 January. Will
be reassessed then.
Several more hotspot areas
declared (see attached image).
All beaches, rivers, lakes, dams,
parks in hot spot areas will be closed from tomorrow.
At least 50 000 new cases since
Christmas Eve. We have let our guard down. Super spreader events to blame.
CR: Unless we act now and unless
we act decisively, the number of new infections will far exceed the numbers of
first wave and thousands more will lose their lives.
CR: Four main reasons for this
step. We want to minimise the risk of super spreader events. Want to decrease
unsafe interactions. Want to increase the implementation of five key prevention
measures. We want to decrease the burden on healthcare services.
We have signed off on the Covax
agreement and the Solidarity fund has paid the initial payment.
We will be part of the first group
of countries that will receive the vaccine from Covax. Likely second quarter of
2021.
CR: This is about common sense. It
is about taking responsibility for our own health and health of others. About
protecting our mothers, fathers, siblings, neighbours, friends, colleagues. It
is not about your own appetite for risk. It is about protecting others.
The President became increasingly
emotional, pleading with the country, begging us to please behave.
** Getting lots of queries about
travel. Need more clarity on this. Can people move between provinces. I imagine
they would have to in order to return home but he didn't say specifi. Under
Level 3 it was not permitted.
Cally : Wow the new rules. But im
sure the new beach sheriffs will be able to keep it inder control π π
29/12/2020
Neil: Hi ms pie how indeed πwe
doing eh ? πis it really
that cold ? π₯Well there's.
No Thing we can about it ! But it πon
its way 2021 that is π€© did This
Tang 2 day " PUC & PAN 2021 No Thang
wrong with the Greeks it's just most of them have Turkish blood sporting about
sum wheres these days eh. - The dark greasy Greek . But I do declare I've met a
few Blonde as wellπ€©
Pic of beer advert drawing
Neil: With or without the sticker
? Used 4 equals π€£π₯ππΆ❤️❤️π¦¦π
Cally : Hey that is really cool. You’re
really good. It is bloody cold. Tonights temp is -1 deg.
I thought we would have snow but
nothing so far in my little town. There has been some further north in
Birmingham and probably scotland
I spoke to Michael yesterday. All
is well with them and Neville phoned me as well. Theyre also well. Not much news
***
Thats one of Dens art pieces she
is working on. Theyre house sitting for a friend and the friend has these
amazing statues around the garden.
Ive given Den your tel number and
im sure she will message you eventually.
Neil: Well there you go then, Glad
2 here all is Well with Mickey & Good on Den I thought it was a finished
piece & She certainly has nice friends if I'm 2 believe she just a poor
Worker. Well Mr Neville Andrews certainly made a fuss
of Mums girls I remember buying a new hat & outfit 4 his Wedding & them
something she didn't like about Dawns face? Never really looked 2 c what she
was on about , I've Always have been open 2 people and then 1 or 2 times I met
him he proved to be very arrogant , He
collected me from Margate 4 sum reason then bollocked me out 4 not being
Thankfull as though it was he' who had had the Victorian up bringing and was
licences 2 teach manners with his pipe fitting ticket or whatever fuck those
boy organised themselves & there b 47 year old mum & her 86 yr.Old
Hubby - Well dun all round I'd say Night honey bun π₯❤️✨π€
Cally : Night night. Dont let it
get you down. Theyre a bunch of wankers
Neil: Yep I asked Gemma she don't
like the sticker - yep all fades 2 grey eh ππΆ✨❤️
Cally: Better without the sticker
30/12/2020
Cally: Good morning. Have a lovely
day ππ»π
And the torn jeans probably cost
x4 the amount of the dresses π
Neil: G day Honey Bun are you @
work this fine Wintery day π§️❤️π·
Cally: Yip just on my way to work
now. Its 2 deg this morning and frost on the grass
30/12/2020, 9:11:01 am Neil: Ya I
do have a might of ego Those guys made me rags fashionable ,suddenly walking
around in the state of art eh Foshini ? Price tags of R800+ ha ha πhaving a good 1 me dear π₯
Cally : I wish i had kept all my
torn jeans. They dont make them the same anymore
Neil: Yea I've had elastized jeans
- But they're not long lasting - by my STDs anyhow π°π₯¬π❤️π·π€£
Neil: Really darker all the time
How many bean hiests do u think there's been , oui besides beans eh π₯?
U worry u die u no worry u die so pls e washie hands & ware mask (
could it πeasier) c
here going no where slowly πππ§️π£♂️
Ha u b home - π€£π₯
Cally: It is so simple bit some people
still battle. Eish
Neil: Carol me sweety did I not
send you that video of the bean jacking just looked in your chat didn't π️π¨️ it
Cally: Dont think you did, but a
friend sent it to me. I actually received it twice
Neil: Na seems we got a never
ending chat but its been / bean sent so yep u know e serious (The Europeans
think they know these people) - shame eh - How do they ever think 2reach a std πthe? When think they're there
already πΆπΆπ✨π₯❤️
Cally : When I try to expain to
the brits about black people they just have no idea. They are all for black
lives matter bull shit
Neil: Hope sum meaning full sleep
invades u 2 night leading 2 a light inspired dawn π€π«ππ₯π₯❤️πΆπ
Cally : You too. Hope you have good dreams.
31/12/2020
Cally: Ah thanks thats lovely. And
i wish you the greatest year ever in 2021
Neil: Yea Ms I salute you from the Tip of me πnose 2 the ends of me toes &
may it all unravel silky smoothπ₯³4
those of yours you hold dear π€©π₯πΆ❤️ππΎ
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